One day, you might just win this game.  Maybe today.

You look familiar, haven't we met before.

The time has come, the hour is near, and even though you shake with fear, you must press on and find the path, gee you smell, please take a bath.

How good are you at handling riots.  Do you know how much an ox eats each month?  How much fertilizer does an acre of land require.  How many soldiers do you need to protect your land.  Well, you are going to find out.

Fire and plague, pestilence and famine.  Wars and droughts and rebellion and strife.  These are the payment for those who would be king.

The deed is done, the time has come.  You pretend to be the one.  To rule the land you now must try, but if you fail, then you must die.  Good luck.

oooooooo oooo oo oooo oooo o o o  Gods of power, gods of strength.  Show this fool that not just anyone can be a king.

Consider well your course.  You have challenged the gods to make you a king.  So be it.  King you are.  But beware, it's not as easy as you think.

Good luck, you're going to need it.

You dare to present yourself as one who could rule?  You miserable weakling, do you think that you could decide between life and death for a nation?  Since you have been so presumptuous, your wish is granted.  Go forth and be,,,,,, pharaoh.

If you want to here something clever, start the game over.  I'm tired of comming up with new sayings all the time.

Those who aspire to be kings must pay the price of decision, and pass the test of knowledge.  You have dared, so now the trial begins.  

So, you would like to be a king eh?  Well, lets see if you can really cut it.

Come into my kingdom young one.  I give thee the staff of law and the crown of power.  Decide wisely your course of action.  You are now,,,,,,,,,,,, pharaoh.

Can you withstand the test of kings, and the trial of power.  Power is given to you, a land to rule.  Rule it wisely and build a powerful nation.  Then, if you dare, erect a monument to challenge the gods themselves.

It takes great courage to do what you have done.  But now you must face up to your decision.  The test of pharaoh is upon you.

Are you prepared to match wits with the kings of old?  Ancient ones who have learned great mysteries.  Fare ye well, for luck you will surely need.

Congratulations.  You have just started up the game of pharaoh.  Now prepare yourself for battle in the world of ancient gods.

Well, glad you could make it.  This is the game of pharaoh.  Sit down.  Relax.  And prepare yourself.  It begins.

Many have tried, but few have succeeded.  Try if you will, but beware.  Such matters are the domain of kings, and not meant for the hands of mere mortal men.

How high can you build your pyramid in 20 years.

Mere mortal, dare you to attempt to play the game of games?  Then ready yourself.  Pharaoh is about to begin.

Prepare yourself for the greatest of all games.  You are about to play,,,,, Pharaoh.

Blessed art thou oh great and dread lord.  Hail thee Pharaoh, king of all the realm.

Now begins the greatest of all games.  The king has taken his seat.  The Game of Pharaoh is about to begin.

Hear ye one, and hear ye all.  Here begineth the game of Pharaoh.

The game of pharaoh is about to begin.

Oh great and powerful Pharaoh, welcome to thy domain.

Welcome to the game of Pharaoh.